Overall Rating
  • Absorb Health
4.5

Introduction

We have previously identified Absorb Health as one of the best Noopept vendors citing their widespread distribution network as the key reason behind their success. In addition to that, this company has a wide product list which contains the likes of Adrafinil, Aniracetam, and Phenibut to name but a few. Officially known as Absorb Health EU limited, the provider has its headquarters in Manchester in England. They also run a fully-fledged branch in the US.


All About Absorb Health

In a market full of dubious companies, Absorb Health stands out from the pack with its track record and the ability to remain consistent year after year. They have been around since 2011 under the leadership of Josh Futon.

Josh has a really personal story regarding how the idea to start Absorb Health was born. Back in 2011, he claims that his wife fell ill, and as they were struggling with the challenges of conventional healthcare, Josh found out that a huge market gap existed in the supply of natural health products. That’s when he apparently decided to carry out exhaustive research on this.

If that short story is anything to go by, it’d be safe to say that Absorb Health is founded on the idea of boosting the availability of affordable natural dietary supplements. And as the guys behind this brand like putting it, this service was born as a response to an existing real-world crisis.

Today, Absorb Health has since grown beyond the boundaries of the UK. They enjoy a wide market presence in North America, something they attribute to their ability to comply with the strict GMP standards.

Quality Assurance

It’s rare to come across a nootropic supplier who takes third-party testing seriously but Absorb Health is one of the few exceptions. The company works with contract manufacturers who are by default required to take their products through third-party testing.

Each one of their products has a Certificate of Analysis (COA) which to us means a lot since it also confirms that Absorb Health isn’t one of those shady companies that test their products in-house thereby opening possibilities for conflict of interest.

Customer Support & Shipping

The last thing you want to do is engage a company that doesn’t take you seriously. The good thing with Absorb Health, for instance, is that they have a highly resourceful customer support team. A vast majority of the queries raised about the company and its operations so far have been responded to.

Of course, the company had come under heavy criticism in 2016 with some board putting the quality of its service to question. The majority of those complaints, however, got responded to when Josh, the CEO, took to Reddit to share feedback along with evidence that the company complies with the set standards.

The simple act of the CEO coming out to respond to queries goes a long way to show that this is a company that really cares for its audience. It also confirms that the company always puts its hand on the market pulse thereby understanding the unique needs and challenges faced by its customer base.

The Marketing Model

This is probably the biggest weakness of Absorb Health. Their marketing strategy seems a bit over-the-top prompting the skeptics to doubt the professionalism of this brand.

That, however, doesn’t seem to be a major issue to the hundreds of thousands of customers who have entrusted this company with their money over the years. Of course, there is room for improvement in terms of the approach to marketing, but as long as that doesn’t affect the quality of products and services offered, it’d be fair to give the company the benefit of the doubt.

Pricing

This vendor provides a wide variety of dietary supplements at affordable prices. For instance, a 30-capsule bottle of Adrafinil from them goes for $33. That’s roughly $1.1 per pill which in our view is among the most competitive deals you can find anywhere in the world.

The best part is that the company provides a 100% money back guarantee deal on all of their orders. So, in case you receive the product and don’t like it, you can always contact them and all you’ll need to do is ship it back for a refund of your cash.

A company that’s ready to stand behind the quality of their products is in our view one that’s worth banking on. The 90-day money back guarantee package offered by Absorb Health, indeed goes a long way to show you that the company is ready to stand behind the value and reliability of its products. And that’s a really good thing.

Returns & Shipping

We really like the fact that this company has a same-day shipping policy. So, if you order for your product today, you can rest assured that it will be shipped almost as soon as the order is placed. This saves time.
Also if you are buying from the US, your order will be shipped for free if you spend more than $75. That translates into more savings for you.

All orders come with a 90-day money back guarantee which commences when you make the initial purchase. This, unfortunately, means that if the product takes longer to arrive, you may not have much time to test it and claim a refund.

Another thing you need to note is that Absorb Health provides a money back guarantee for all products seized by the US customs. They, however, don’t reimburse funds for product lost due to foreign shipping companies shipping issues or if the product is confiscated by foreign customs offices.

Pros & Cons

Pros

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    Great customer support
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    90-day money back guarantee system in place
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    Great branch network in the UK and USA
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    They ship their orders immediately
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    Great packaging
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    A wide variety of nootropics to choose from
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    All their products have third-party testing
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    All their products have COAs

Cons

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    Their marketing strategy is a bit over-the-top
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    It’s not clear whether the company has an in-house lab or not

Final Thoughts

There’s nothing like a perfect company in the world. What matters is that a company’s good sides outweigh the bad sides. That pretty much sums up what Absorb Health is all about.


The company has been around for close to a decade – and that’s a long time to confirm that they are indeed serious about what they do. On top of that, they have an iron-clad money-back guarantee in place which gives you the assurance that you’ll get the product you’re looking for or at least your money back.


So, it’s two thumbs up for Absorb Health.